Bride Hard (2025) - Review

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Directed by: Simon West

Written by: Shaina Steinberg

Starring: Rebel Wilson, Anna Camp, Anna Chlumsky, Da'Vine Joy Randolph, Gigi Zumbado, Stephen Dorff, Justin Hartley

Runtime: 105 min

Synopsis: A wedding is always an event, but when mercenaries take over a wedding on a private island where the maid of honor happens to be Sam - a secret agent for an organization called 5 Eyes - more than just the bouquet will be thrown…

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Editor's Note: Original review was written for FandomWire. Full article can be found below.

REVIEW SUMMARY

Bride Hard is a waste of time and talent. With a disastrous script, uninspired performances (save for rare exceptions), and direction devoid of energy, the movie fails in nearly every fundamental area. Its attempt to mix action, comedy, and a story about female friendship feels like a formula we've seen dozens of times - and almost always done better. Aside from the occasional effective laugh, nothing about this project justifies a trip to the theater. One of the most forgettable releases of the year, destined to vanish quickly from collective memory.

Rating: D-

| A+ : 9.3-10 | A: 8.7-9.2 | A- : 8.0-8.6 | B+ : 7.3-7.9 | B: 6.7-7.2 | B- : 6.0-6.6 || C+ : 5.3-5.9 | C: 4.7-5.2 | C- : 4.0-4.6 | D+ : 3.3-3.9 | D: 2.7-3.2 | D- : 2.0-2.6 | F: 0-1.9 |