Bride Hard (2025) - Review
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Directed by: Simon West
Written by: Shaina Steinberg
Starring: Rebel Wilson, Anna Camp, Anna Chlumsky, Da'Vine Joy Randolph, Gigi Zumbado, Stephen Dorff, Justin Hartley
Runtime: 105 min
Synopsis: A wedding is always an event, but when mercenaries take over a wedding on a private island where the maid of honor happens to be Sam - a secret agent for an organization called 5 Eyes - more than just the bouquet will be thrown…
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Editor's Note: Original review was written for FandomWire. Full article can be found below.
REVIEW SUMMARY
Bride Hard is a waste of time and talent. With a disastrous script, uninspired performances (save for rare exceptions), and direction devoid of energy, the movie fails in nearly every fundamental area. Its attempt to mix action, comedy, and a story about female friendship feels like a formula we've seen dozens of times - and almost always done better. Aside from the occasional effective laugh, nothing about this project justifies a trip to the theater. One of the most forgettable releases of the year, destined to vanish quickly from collective memory.